Readers Mailbag

Readers Mailbag So contrary to popular belief I actually do answer quite a few of your emails but because life calls it takes me time to reply especially when asked the same question numerous times so I’ve decided I’ll make a new post every few weeks or so once the emails pile up and go... Continue Reading →


When A Bitch Tries To Make You Jealous

A Masterclass In Frame So I be chilling as I do and a slick bitch decides to send me a message. It says “Hey” but little do I know it’s not a Hey what are you up too type message. Nope she’s only here to brag about her new boyfriend she’s probably found off tinder... Continue Reading →

The best of Heartiste Maxims

Now there’s a list of scriptures written for man by man containing the most important pieces of information all guys should know. Most men don’t possess this knowledge but by internalising these laws of man you will become a woman attracting machine to the point you don’t even work for pussy. I present to you... Continue Reading →

The art of the extended rotation

The art of the extended rotation This post is for the experienced junglars out there. The Rengars of our society. It’s about how to keep chicks in semi rotation let me explain. So in your life there’s gonna be women you get with that you clicked with, got on fine whatever but it just didn’t... Continue Reading →

How to get away with cheating

  So this is going to be a dark triad post aimed at guys with a darker disposition. Eventually in the game something will happen and it’s that you’ll eventually find a girl that you think is the one or has amazing traits which makes you think that she’s more than a girlfriend.   But... Continue Reading →

How to spot a slut 

Get to know the know  So it’s come to my attention that some guys out there have no slut radar and can’t walk into a club and spot the trashiest of the chicks in a 30 second glance of the room. One day you’ll be like Magneto but with whores and just be able to... Continue Reading →

Chicken shop theory 

The chicken connoisseur So everyday a chicken and chip shop called Morleys opens for business at 12pm everyday. They make south London what it is and people come from all over just to try the chicken and burgers they provide (you can add any fast food take away it doesn’t matter). Now this chicken shop... Continue Reading →

The argument winning line 

Today I silenced a woman with a line so powerful it can only be used once in a blue moon. I was arguing with a chick I was seeing in my rotation and she had the upper hand hitting me with a checkmate at every turn. Before I left the house full well knowing the... Continue Reading →

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