The best of Heartiste Maxims

Now there’s a list of scriptures written for man by man containing the most important pieces of information all guys should know. Most men don’t possess this knowledge but by internalising these laws of man you will become a woman attracting machine to the point you don’t even work for pussy.

I present to you Roissy’s Maxims. Before Chateau Heartiste turned into some weird ass ethnic minority hatred site it was the source of all things game. Not this low level pua bullshit but high level life changing game. These maxims he posted in his prime will make you think back to times when if you knew this shit it would have saved you so much trouble. I’m gonna pick out the best ones I’ve either noticed, lived through or just apply to men in general. Some of these Maxims have the same numbers because I think he makes them up as he goes but they’re true none the less.

 

 

Maxim #0: Women desire men of better quality than themselves.

  • Women don’t wanna chase bummy guys who survive by mum’s handouts they want a guy who has his own etc. Women desire powerful men.

Maxim #1: Men want to be turned on by their women. Women want to be proud of their men.

Maxim #2: Women are turned on by displays of male power. Striking in anger or contempt or disciplinary scorn is one such form of power.

  • Ever had a chick see you fight or rough someone up? She’ll stop you and do that usual chick shit but give you amazing pussy the same night.

Maxim #3: In the state of nature, men are expendable.

Maxim #3: Bang first, befriend later.You can become friends with chicks you fuck. They got a bf and you talk intermittently until she’s single again. Boom.

Maxim #3: Some human beings are worth more than others, despite their equality under the law.

  • Alpha > Beta

Maxim #3: Whenever an attractive girl tells you she hates assholes, or describes her experience in the past dating assholes and claims to avoid them now, or recites a laundry list of asshole-y things guys do that she disapproves of, you can bet your weight in gold bricks that she needs you to be an asshole to her.

  • Jesus Christ I wish I knew this line earlier fucking hell.

Maxim #4: Trust no one missing a sense of humor.

  • If she doesn’t find Rick n Morty or Archer funny, then drop her.

Maxim #5: A man’s looks don’t matter as much to women as a woman’s looks matter to men.

Maxim #5: Charisma before silence, silence before self-incrimination.

  • As good as it to talk, talking too much will do more bad than good in the long run. Sometimes shut your mouth

Maxim #6: Never Make It Easy For A Girl

  • Don’t let her think she can have you whenever she wants. Make her think there’s a bunch of bitches that are after you and you’re giving her a chance. Flip the script for once and see how fast those panties fall. Tip: Drop in fun stories about chicks moving to you and you rejecting them or stuff about you having a stalker. You can even make a joke about how women are so bad at rejection etc.

Maxim #7: Your girl will thank you for your steadfast devotion to your belief in yourself.

  • Chicks dig guys who believe they can do anything. Beta moping in the corner guys who believe the world is against them stand no chance.

Maxim #7: The greater the age difference between the older man and the younger woman, the tighter his game will need to be, barring compensatory attributes.

  • I’ve actually found the older I get the easier it gets but that’s maybe due to me being in my prime at time of writing this. I’ll come back to this age 40 lol.

Maxim #7: The sweeter and more innocent a girl seems, the greater the likelihood she has been in a gangbang. Corollary to Maxim #7: Always assume she is a whore. It helps kick the legs out from under the pedestal you will be tempted to put her on, and it is more often than not true.

  • The most innocent faced girls I have ever known have had some of the highest body counts known to man.

Maxim #8: Marriage is a social mechanism designed to exchange sex for indentured servitude.

  • Fuck marriage it’s pointless.

Maxim #12: The cumulative experience with hot women imbues the womanizer with a genuinely aloof aura that attracts even more women to him. Corollary to Maxim #12: If you don’t have an adequate amount of aloofness-inducing experience with hot women, act like you do.

  • This is something I’m currently experiencing. When you have a rotation full of fire chicks it’s almost as if they fuel you. You gain more power knowing what you can attain and the way in which you’ll talk to women underneath your level will make them want you even more. I can’t explain it fully you just have to experience this one and then come back to this post like omg I fucking get it.

Maxim #12: If you are comfortable with your game being splashed across a JumboTron for thousands of people to read, then you are doing it right.

  • If my twitter dms got exposed by a chick I’m tryna fuck no one would be able to talk shit due to the fact I choose not to say anything too crazy. None of this talk of what you’re going to do to her in the first three messages. None of this thirsting crap where if she puts it out there you have dudes clowning you. Fuck that. Talk to women in a way where they know what it is but if you were to be put on blast no one would understand why she did that. Stop being dirt level thirsty.

Maxim #13: When in doubt, game.

  • If you’re bored try chatting to the chick at the bar and scooping her number though you know you’ll never call. Move to that chick via dm because you see she keeps liking all your posts. None of these could go anywhere but at least you’ll know you’ve got the juice.

Maxim #13: When the love is gone, women can be as cold as if they had never known you.

  • Yup when a chick is over you then it’s done. I mean there’s a period of time where you’re still able to smash your ex after you break up and then she realises she’s being stupid but after that? It’s usually over. Don’t cry don’t beg I gotta go plis.

Maxim #13: Calling a girl out on her lie accomplishes nothing.

  • I had a chick lie right to my face that she was fucking someone else even when presented with clear evidence. Don’t trust these hoes. The pussy is only yours if a ring is on it and even then lmao.

Maxim #14: Whenever you’re at a loss for what to say to a girl you like, imagine you’re a man in bed with three beautiful women. Then say what that man would say.

  • Or imagine what Archer would say.

Maxim #15: Female cultural equality = male dating inequality. Female cultural inequality = male dating equality. You cannot have both by the laws of human nature.

Maxim #17: Be narcissistic. There is no greater divergence than that between a woman’s stated disapproval of male narcissism and the rapidity with which she jumps into bed with a male narcissist.

  • This is something that took me a while to get. I’m a handsome guy and I always have been if you know me then this isn’t a secret. I used to boast about how good looking I was when I was younger all the time and then I was told by a few women that women don’t like that growing up so I stopped. Mostly women in my family may I add. The day I started boasting and making banter about how hot I am the women started coming. Women don’t want men who are like “uhh I don’t think I’m hot enough I’m insecure wwaahhh” They want guys who believe in their wave.

Maxim #19: The alpha male thinks and acts more like a woman than a man in matters of seduction. He understands his adversary’s psychology, and uses it to shatter her defences.

  • My favourite Maxim. Women are the masters of seduction. Learn how to replicate a male version of female seduction by modifying their techniques and you’ll have any woman you want. In order to learn how women, seduce either get female friends or fuck lots of women. Once you learn how to turn them on and seduce them it’s over.

Maxim #19: Making a woman feel a little emotional pain will reward you a thousandfold in returned physical pleasure.

  • Don’t feel bad hurting a woman’s feelings every single time. Don’t sweat the small stuff.

Maxim #19: Never take a woman’s word; a woman’s actions are the best interpreters of her thought.

  • Ever seen a chick’s requirements of guy she goes for then realise her baby father is a hood rat in and out of jail, can’t hold down a job for a week bum. Women chat shit. Gina tingles are the moral code they follow everything else comes after.

Maxim #20: Do not ever reveal the details of your finances to a girlfriend or wife. Avoid getting joint accounts. As a man, you must draw a line in the sand separating money from love. If she balks, dump her.

  • If a chick knows you’re balling, then she’ll most likely seeming as she’s the one giving you pleasure expect you to either spend it on her. A chick who knows you’re balling is more likely to get pregnant than one who doesn’t. Downplay your wealth.

Maxim #20: The meaner a girl is with you, the likelier she wants to fuck you. Corollary to maxim #20: The nicer a girl is with you, the likelier she thinks you’d make a great eunuch friend.

  • YOOOOOOOO!!!!. You see that chick at work who’s a bitch to you? She would fuck you.

Maxim #20: All types of game are basically variations in the balance of beta male and alpha male traits.

  • There is no absolute game. All things can be done in an Alpha or Beta way depending on the situation.

Maxim #20: First lead by defying. Then lead by inspiring. Finally lead by desiring.

Maxim #20: The gina tingle is the principal moral code to which women subscribe. All other moral considerations pale in comparison.

  • If she’s into you she’ll do anything. A woman could be fully against public sex but if her MCM wants it her MCM gets it.

Maxim #21: Betas pay, alphas split, super alphas profit.

  • Beta guys will pay for every round of drinks on a date, Alpha guys will get a round then make her get the second. Super Alpha guys will make her grab the round after that.

Maxim #21: Never talk about getting into a relationship even if the girl says that’s what she’s looking for.

  • It’s lame and makes you look desperate.

Maxim #23: Limited options = looser standards.

  • If you have no bitches to pick from then you can’t be picky. This could be due to the area you live or the fact you’re gameless.

Maxim #23: The defensive crouch is where pussy tingles are born

Maxim #25: Withholding sex is the tactic of a woman who has already lost. It is mutually assured destruction.

  • Relationships over

Maxim #26: Women secretly hope that you won’t rob them of the opportunity to make themselves vulnerable before your alpha inscrutability.

  • Never say I love you first, never tell her how much you miss her and pour all your emotions out before she does. Women genuinely enjoy doing this don’t rid them of this because they’ll know you’re weak and they pretty much own you.

Maxim #26: If a woman says the word “sex” in conversation with you or about you, no matter the context, it means she’s thinking about having sex with you.

  • I have another post proving this.

Maxim #27: Women are more pliable in the company of competing women

  • Make yourself desirable and women will compete for your attention.

Maxim #27: You have to make marriage an attractive alternative for MEN — not women — if you want the institution to thrive.

Maxim #27: Beyond beauty, a woman’s attractiveness to men is partly a function of her feminine vulnerability, or her ability to mimic feminine vulnerability. Corollary to Maxim #27: Men are turned off by overconfident, assertive, proudly self-sufficient women.

Maxim #29: Think of female egos and female vaginas as opposing forces. The more one is stroked, the less the other wants to be stroked.

  • Stop complimenting bitches. Do it in jest but even then try to avoid it until you’ve already smashed. Until you’ve learnt the art of complimenting without it being beta avoid it like the plague. Don’t think for a second she doesn’t know your intention. Relax.

Maxim #29: Once a girl knows she can get sexless intimacy from you, she will curse you with that for as long as you allow it to happen.

  • FRIENDZONE BOIZ

Maxim #30: A girl will always make time in her faux busy schedule for a man she likes, and when she can’t she’ll be the one to suggest another time.

  • Have you ever noticed how you before you smash a chick she’s flakey or busy then all of a sudden when your dick enters her there’s a ton of free time for you in her week?

Maxim #30: Men can leverage their commitment far longer than women can leverage their sex.

  • Remember this. Your commitment if your power.

Maxim #30: Ignore a woman’s flaws at your peril. They are the key to reconfiguring your perception, and thus her attainability.

  • If you see her as perfect she will be harder to attain

Maxim #30: When in doubt, ask yourself “WWJD?” What Would a Jerkboy Do? Then do that.

  • Better is what would Archer do

Maxim #31: The faster a woman falls into bed, the faster she’ll fall into another bed.

  • If you smashed her on the first date then please believe other guys can (Even whilst you’re seeing her)

Maxim #33: NO girl wants to be thought she isn’t a special little snowflake.

Maxim #39: A woman’s standards are like a house of cards: kick out one from the bottom and the whole edifice crashes down.

Maxim #39: If you want a wife stay clear of investing much in girls who constantly remind you they like to have “fun fun fun” and “get bored easily”.

  • Avoid snapchat “Ayyee” girls basically.

Maxim #39: Stop smiling so much! Girls will think you’re ingratiating. Girls prefer men they can ingratiate themselves to.

Maxim #40: Men are strictly monogamous only insofar as their options for sexual variety are limited.

  • This is tough one because one side of me wants to believe that there’s the final ultimate babes for everyone but at the same time if you’re presented with two 9/10s why wouldn’t you smash both?

Maxim #41: A girl who mentions rape or suicide during the first few months of dating in any context other than as a third party making a wryly humorous observation immediately outs herself as a crank with borderline personality disorder who will be a living nightmare as a girlfriend.

  • YUP YUP YUP OMG. Avoid these bitches. They’ll always drop the suicide talk after the first time you hit. Get out of there asap.

Maxim #41: It’s never innocent fun.

  • Women no matter what they say will catch feelings eventually.

Maxim #41: The more experience you have with women, the more you’ll know which women have experience with men. Corollary to #41: It is the inexperienced beta male who is most often in the dark about a woman’s sexual history and liable to be victimized by the cheating slut.

  • God tier Maxim. I can spot a whore from a mile off. I almost feel like Magneto where I can feel the whoreness running through their bloodstreams. Once you know the traits to look for it becomes easy. Also check one of my posts about this.

Maxim #43: You rely on “pickup” lines to eventually discard reliance on pickup lines.

  • Never used them never have but I guess they’re like training wheels. Pick up lines just feel fake to me and I wouldn’t rather use indirect/direct game based upon the vibe I’m getting from her.

Maxim #44: Women will not hold it against you for trying to get into their panties on the first night. In fact, they will respect you more for your boldness and willingness to follow your manly desires.

  • Go for the kiss, try to get in them panties bro she’s not gonna hate you for it.

Maxim #45: Before sex, no girl you are attracted to is important enough to merit an emotional reaction should the pickup attempt turn bad.

  • You guys who get upset not getting a number from a chick are losers. There’s tons of women out there keep trying and then build a rotation so you never have to suffer. Lack of bitches causes rage. If you’re already smashing two chicks and one girl on road rejects your number you’re really not gonna care. Up your viva

Maxim #45: Daddy’s girls are status whores. You will never measure up to her father. Don’t even try. Corollary to Maxim #45: Not trying will turn her on. Be indifferent to her father’s accomplishments.

  • Also actual whores

Maxim #48: The feminist loathing of male desire is at the root of all their complaining about men and the dating scene. Feminists, in their hearts, despise the freedom and longevity of male sexuality. And they particularly despise that freedom when lowly beta males attempt to exercise it.

Maxim #49: If you have no game, or worse, anti-game, little else will compensate for your unattractiveness.

  • Even if you’re ugly with game you can at least get laid smashing ugly chicks. If you have no game you won’t even be able to do that.

Maxim #49: Waving a roll of benjamins at a woman will not give her tingles. In fact, it will often do the opposite.

  • These guys who stunt with money thinking it will attract a woman need to realise. If a woman has her own and all you have to offer is money, no personality or game then why would that impress her. You’ll only attract broke chicks who will try and finesse you for a bed frame so she can get that matress off the floor.

Maxim #49: If you plan on cheating and get caught, act like a total dick who did nothing wrong. Your girlfriend will then wonder if it’s something she did.

  • Works

Maxim #50: The wife of an alpha male will stoically endure the worst humiliations while the wife of a beta male won’t tolerate his merest deviation from her impossible expectations.

  • Notice how some guys cheat and women stay? Yet some guys do barely anything and their women is looking to leave them? This is why.

Maxim #50: The prime directive of the alpha male is fornication. Anything which hinders the fulfilment of the prime directive is to be vanquished as a foe or excised from the mind as a cancer.

Maxim #51: Commanding women to do your bidding will give you a bigger beta margin of error.

Maxim #53: Love is when you’ve been granted a temporary reprieve from wondering if you can do better.

  • Truthful but damn son why he gotta put it like that.

Maxim #54: A woman’s happiness is inversely proportional to efforts to accommodate her demands. Corollary to Maxim #54: The more a woman’s demands are catered, the more irrational will her future demands become.

  • The more you spoil a chick the worse it will get down the line

Maxim #55: The training of the woman distils to this essence: Punish her bad behaviour consistently, reward her good behaviour intermittently.

Maxim #55: A man can shoot way out of his league if he acts as if he is the one occupying the higher league.

  • Also when you start banging nicer chicks you’ll feel no way shooting for those you would usually class as out of your league

Maxim #55: Less talking is always sexier than more talking. If you struggle to find something witty to say to a girl, stop trying. Flailing for the “right” words is approval-seeking beta behaviour that women can sniff from across a room. Corollary to Maxim #55: A grunt or aloof gesture trumps a try-hard, strained, verbose comeback.

Maxim #55: If she’s hot, why would she bother with online dating?

  • Sometimes you’ll get the rare fine as fuck chick on tinder or whatever but then you have to wonder. Why is she there?

Maxim #57: Beta males mate guard, alpha males disregard.

  • Beta guys always do PDA, Alphas have their arm grabbed by women.

Maxim #57: Never trust a woman’s advice on how to please women. Her advice is designed for alpha men she already finds attractive and from whom she seeks signals of attainability and commitment. Corollary to Maxim #57: A woman’s sex and relationship advice isn’t meant to help men; it’s meant to distract men from what really works to turn women on.

  • Again actions not words are what to watch for when it comes to women

Maxim #59: The most successful marriages are those with a balance of power that slightly favours the husband’s status over the wife’s looks.

  • I haven’t experienced this but this Maxim stays up for knowledge gathering sake

Maxim #59: The longer you are away from seducing new women, the harder it will be to seduce one when you want.

  • If you don’t practice your combos in street fighter when you jump back on the game, it will be hard to do them. You’ll get rusty and it’s the same with game.

Maxim #59: High IQ is no inoculation against beta delusion. If anything, high IQ obstructs clear thinking about women’s nature.

  • Reminds me of one of my boys. He thinks wwaayy too much when it comes to women and it clouds his judgement and ruins what would otherwise be good game. Act on impulse with women and you’ll get further than if you try to think every single action through.

Maxim #65: The accidental alpha trumps the intentional beta.

Maxim #66: Half the battle of game is stripping a woman of her inborn self-entitlement complex.

Maxim #67: Women regret the cocks unwrapped; men regret the poon untapped.

  • Even now at this age I regret chicks I haven’t smashed or even made an attempt at smashing. It’s upsetting thinking back to some pussy you could have had but you either never had enough game or you completely failed. One thing I will not be doing is waking up at age 55 thinking I really should have ruined that chicks back. Stop pussyfooting around and chase that which excites you. If you strike out then fuck it next one.

Maxim #67: A man who has stopped seducing new women is a man who is becoming less seductive to his main woman.

  • Even if you’re not fucking them you need to be constantly gaming otherwise you’ll fall off the wave. It’s the whole getting rusty thing again. Flirting with women and turning them on isn’t a crime. You need to test the levels of your sawce constantly.

Maxim #68: The definition of Inner Game: Hit on every woman who stimulates your crotch. Make life uncomfortable for them, not yourself.

  • BE SAVAGE!! Everyday savage mode. You see a chick you like on road? Go talk to her. If it turns out she has a bf then so be it. That chick on insta with tons of followers that just happened to follow you back? Dm her and shoot your shot. You won’t even remember your strike outs in two weeks honestly.

Maxim #70: Civilized, coddled chicks dig jerks.

  • Yup

Maxim #70: Any son not explicitly taught about the ways of women by an experienced father will become more beta under the influence of his mother. Corollary to Maxim #70: A society of ascendant female academic, workforce, political and family influence necessarily emasculates its sons and masculinizes its daughters.

Maxim #71: In their sexual primes women’s attraction for assholes is at its strongest. You can catch a lot of hungry flies with honey, but shit attracts the most well-fed flies.

  • What would Archer do?

Maxim #71: When a girl signals that she doesn’t enjoy blowjobs or sex, do not spend one second more with her. Your libido is too important to gamble on such a girl.

  • Life honestly goes on. If she isn’t trying to actively fuck you then don’t bother.

Maxim #73: When a girl emphatically insists she is so over you, she’s never been more into you.

  • Another line I wish I knew when I was younger. Chicks especially when left by an Alpha guy will be bitter for years to come.

Maxim #75: If you get sexually rejected, don’t admit it to yourself, and especially don’t admit it to the girl.

Maxim #77: Women will screech louder the closer your words get to damaging or exposing vulnerabilities in their sexual market value.

  • Have you ever tried telling a chick about herself and then seeing how she reacts? That’s this Maxim

Maxim #80: The more cocks that have ravaged a woman, the less any one cock will mesmerize her.

  • The truth is if she has a high bodycount then someone has fucked her good already. You’ll just be another guy that has good dick and it hurts but it’s real.

Maxim #81: Whenever you hear or read the words “gender”, “gendered”, “gendered norm”, “subtle gender bias”, or “increasingly egalitarian, yet there remains…” know that you are dealing with a leftwing equalist, blank-slate believing fruitcake who cannot deal with the fact that men and women are biologically different from birth.

  • Avoid these weirdo chicks with your life. If she identifies as a two spirit demi alien you already know she’s gonna be a fucking nightmare to deal with.

Maxim #83: Awareness of a woman’s games is a precision-guided weapon in a man’s arsenal of seduction. Slyly revealing your knowledge of a woman’s obstructive game tactics is like catnip to her pussy.

  • Let women know you have female friends who teach you the ways of women and it makes you more appealing. “My female friends tell me” is literally catnip to pussy

Maxim #84: Respect the momentum.

  • Have you ever noticed once you scoop one number or smash a chick it’s easy to keep doing it? Respect the fucking momentum. When you’re on a roll keep going until you strike out.

Maxim #85: As women’s bodies age and weaken, their rationalization hamsters grow bigger and stronger. Eventually, the hamster is powerful enough to take control of all higher order consciousness.

  • The same game that works on younger women does not work on older ones basically.

Maxim #87: The more expensive or thoughtful the gift you give a girl, the greater the risk that she will subconsciously begin to think she is too good for you. Corollary to Maxim #87: If you are dating out of your league, or you are dating a young hot babe in her prime, you should do the exact opposite of what everyone will tell you to do — don’t buy her expensive gifts. Be particularly wary of advice from women. No woman in the world is capable of thinking clearly or impartially on the matter of “acceptable” levels of male provisioning. Even old, fat hausfrau hogs will expect mountains of jewels in offerings from men.

  • I wish guys paid attention to this more. Hella important. This Maxim explains itself.

Maxim #93: The rare older woman-younger man pairing is like a lab experiment gone wrong. It violates the natural order of things, and leaves its practitioners emotionally twisted and in a constant mental race to hyper rationalize their subpar mate choice.

  • The oldest chick you should be dating on a serious level shouldn’t be a decade older then you. Why suffer like that when there’s chicks fiending to lose their virginity everyday.

Maxim #97: Do not tempt a woman’s withdrawal with conversational topic overkill. You made a funny, now surprise her with something new.

  • Learn when to shut up or subject swap. Don’t be that guy who kills a joke and then keeps trying to explain it which only makes it unfunny and awkward for everyone.

Maxim #98: Marriage is no escape from the sexual market and the possibility that you may be outbid by a competitor with higher value. Corollary to Maxim #98: Singleness is no guarantee of full sexual market participation.

  • Truth is with certain women a celeb could scoop your bitch and there would be nothing you could do about it.

Maxim #101: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta.

Maxim #101: Compliments breed complacency. Critique breeds conciliation. A woman will never work as hard for a man’s approval as when his approval is most elusive.

  • Stop complimenting bitches and make them work for it

Maxim #101: The sluttier the girl, the more noticeably pregnant she’ll need to be before she admits to having had sex that “counts”. Corollary to Maxim #101: Even then…“Oh, it’s the way the shirt fits.”

Maxim #102: For most men, five minutes of a younger, hotter woman beats five years of older, uglier women. Corollary to Maxim #102: A beautiful, slender older woman will be a better lay than a plain, fatter younger woman.

Maxim #102: The hottest babes will not be found in prosperous countries, but in countries on the verge of prosperity. The world’s ugliest women will continue to be found in backward primitive societies.

Maxim #105: Pregnant pauses are the player’s best friend.

  • Learn how to be comfortably silent. Make her initiate conversation sometimes.

Maxim #105: Where there’s incentive, there are lies.

  • Women will lie right to your face if they feel they have the need too. Calling her out on a lie unless you have irrefutable evidence like a screenshot of her admitting she’s fucking someone else then don’t bother.

Maxim #112: Never underestimate the sneaky lengths to which a woman’s female friends will attempt to undermine her relationship with a boyfriend or husband they don’t approve of.

  • If her friends don’t like you then never underestimate what they’ll do in order to try and ruin shit. Honestly I try to avoid becoming friends with a chick I’m seeing friends because first of all I’ll probably hate them and I can’t do fake smiley shit for long. Second of all it makes it easier having a rotation if none of the chicks know what you look like.

Maxim #200: Men acquire lovers; women share lovers.

  • In this day and age though there’s even women out there with a rotation the game is fucked up.

Maxim #200: Chicks dig guys willing to risk an early, gruesome death. Expendability is a DHV.

  • It’s the whole badassery thing women love it. Why do you think they go for hood guys or good for nothing degenerates who don’t care if they live or die.

Maxim #211: A good working assumption is that any married alpha male with options in the sexual market, no matter how religious or declarative of his love for his wife he is, is fucking a mistress.

  • I mean even Pastors cheat

Maxim #210: If you are using a romantic holiday as a pretext to raise awareness instead of raise erections, you are probably a fat loser.

  • Spending money on women in general is just lame let alone a holiday

Maxim #214: Most men can get cuter girls than they think. False psychological projection of their own sexual attraction mechanism onto women blinds them to this reality.

Maxim #463: Do not underestimate the rapidity with which a woman will jettison her conventional mate criteria when exposed to the attentions of a charismatic man.

Maxim #666: When a woman has incentive to lie, she will choose lying over honesty EVERY SINGLE TIME. Corollary to Maxim #666: Treat woman like Soviet Russia — Trust but verify.

  • EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME!!

Maxim #666: All kneel before the god of biomechanics, by sword or by surrender.

  • Amen

.Those are all the best of Heartiste Maxims. Study them and engrave the most applicable ones to your life in your mind.

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